me Carny Henna's little universe

They should give me a Nobel prize for procrastination

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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hellacatholic   38598 04.24.14

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(via pizza)

mermeme   135953 04.24.14
suppermariobroth:

Luijesus.
suppermariobroth   76400 04.24.14

plasticbagvevo:

clestroying:

i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it

image

the evidence is literally right here

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clestroying   50445 04.24.14

ohdamnchris:

spattergroit101:

stop following me in front 

IM DYIN

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spattergroit101   185706 04.24.14
gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

(via pizza)

gamecuboid   234362 04.24.14
herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

(via ugly)

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prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

(via ugly)

airgenawesome   218988 04.24.14

bruceybanner:

crankybucky:

hey remember when in the first Captain America movie Steve never once backed down from a fight

and then in Winter Soldier he stops fighting for the first time ever at the end of the movie just cause it’s Bucky

 

crankybucky   13536 04.24.14
chubbythecorgi   226905 04.24.14